Pop Vertigo: Still Into You

Pop Vertigo: Still Into You

Posted inUnrealitiesApril 1, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4 Overview Song Title: Still Into You Artist: Paramore Food Reinterpretation: Oreo Cookies Concept: A comedic reinterpretation of Paramore's "Still Into You" as a song about a long-term, unwavering, and slightly obsessive love for Oreo cookies.…
Pop Vertigo: Adore

Pop Vertigo: Adore

Posted inUnrealitiesMarch 25, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-IoluTnuKs Song Title: Adore Artist: Amy Shark Food Reinterpretation: Sonic Slushy Concept: Comedic reinterpretation of Amy Shark’s "Adore" as a song about intense, slightly unhinged obsession with Sonic Slushies from Sonic Drive-In. Logline: A person’s passionate,…
Pop Vertigo: Madeline

Pop Vertigo: Madeline

Posted inUnrealitiesMarch 18, 2025
Overview Song Title: Madeleine Artist: Tickle Me Pink Food Reinterpretation: Madeleine Cookie Concept: Comedic reinterpretation of Tickle Me Pink's "Madeleine" as a tragicomic song about a friendship with a Madeleine cookie. Logline: Teenager grieves the loss…
Pop Vertigo: MakeDamnSure

Pop Vertigo: MakeDamnSure

Posted inUnrealitiesMarch 11, 2025
Concept: Comedic reinterpretation of Taking Back Sunday's "MakeDamnSure" as an absurd love song to Fruit Roll-Ups. Logline: Hungover man rediscovers Fruit Roll-Ups, sparking an escalating mania Director's Vision: Darkly comedic, visually ironic. Fuse emo music video…
Pop Vertigo

Pop Vertigo

Posted inUnrealitiesFebruary 25, 2025
I have been working on a list of songs. These songs are vanilla. Generally pop or mainstream songs. If you look at the list, you may assume it's a generic Millennial bop list. Taking Back Sunday…
Sega CD FMV

Sega CD FMV

Posted inGaming, UnrealitiesAugust 6, 2024
I've talked about my love affair with the Sega CD and Full-Motion Video (FMV) games in the past. I wanted to see what I have actually been missing out on. Even though I owned the Sega…
Ice Strawz

Ice Strawz

Posted inUnrealitiesSeptember 12, 2023
When I was working, we had a soda dispenser in our office. I would put the soda in a reusable aluminum cup with a straw I never used. Straws are for children and adults who want…
Talkie Trivia Update

Talkie Trivia Update

Posted inUnrealitiesFebruary 28, 2023
Last year I brought up the idea of "Talkie-Trivia." This is one of the few unrealities I have been working to make a reality. I have been working on the project since May. Slowly, of course.…
Down With the Sweetness

Down With the Sweetness

Posted inUnrealitiesJanuary 31, 2023
I have an unhealthy relationship with candy. When I used to work, we got free snacks. I enjoyed eating Red Vines, but also Skittles... at the same time. I don't know if this is gluttony or…
I Don’t Know My Wife

I Don’t Know My Wife

Posted inUnrealitiesJuly 19, 2022
I love podcasts. I listened to Kevin Smith ramble for hours while taking my lunch walks. It's like having a friend hanging out with you whenever you want. You can turn them off when you have…