Why Aren’t Cars Talking To Traffic Lights?
Our phones and car know where we want to go. Why shouldn't the traffic lights know as well? Long gone are the days of "just going for a drive." If I'm in my car I have…
100 Grams of Protein
I don't have a great relationship with food. The first place I went after I learned to ride a bike (at age 12) was to a candy store. Nestle Crunch is such an underrated candy bar.…
Ghost Trainers
I'm ready for the future. I want an AR headset. Google Glass came out in 2014 and I thought the world was ready. We were not ready. My desire for an Augmented Reality headset I think…
But What *Should* I Do?
We now live in a world with Google Assistant, Alexa, Siri, and whatever the fuck Samsung is trying to do... People get answers to their pointless questions as quickly as they want. Google can tell you…
Teeth. Who Needs ‘Em?
Think back to the last time you flossed your teeth. Did you get the glorious sensation of blood trickling in your mouth? Did you get excited about all the huge pieces of trail mix that flung…
Why We’re Moving Back to the Midwest
My wife and I moved to Colorado to run out a two-year non-compete 15 years ago. We love Colorado. Our kids were born and raised in Colorado. Our real estate has done very well in Colorado.…
All Aboard the Life Parade
If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy and inspires your hopes. —Andrew Carnegie I have never been good at setting goals. I'm good at doing things repeatedly…
Will Robots Steal Our Fantasy Leagues?
I like computer science. I like sports. I like gambling. Why not combine them in a delicious sundae? I have been playing fantasy football since Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf were in their first seasons of…
When an Internet Meme Becomes Reality
One day browsing Reddit I saw a comment mentioning if they just did one hundred pushups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats and ran 10km a day they could be One-Punch Man. One-Punch Man I quickly…
My Journey To 1500 Days of Running. Part 7
In October of 2019 I experienced Olive Garden like no one else. The rest of the year was spent mostly on treadmills and vacationing in Illinois. I finished 2019 running 3060 miles. My third consecutive year…
